Saturday, October 24, 2009

Coke Buying

Well this week I didn't technically buy a stranger a Coke but I did get something for someone that they didn't expect. One night I heard my friend saying that she didn't have anything in the house to eat and couldn't get to the store until the next day in the afternoon. The next morning, before I left for school that morning, I packed a small breakfast and a snack into a paper sack and left it at her doorstep with a note saying, "I heard you didn't have any food. I didn't want you to go hungry, here's a snack!"
I think she really appreciated it and it certainly made the day a bit more manageable since she had something to eat that day. Besides that, this week I got sick, got better, did homework, and then somehow ended up at Saturday night. It was a pretty crazy/stressful week but its over. Just in time to start a new week and a whole new set of projects and obligations. Life has been really busy this semester, I feel like with so much stuff going on it's hard to catch a break. Oh well, being busy is better than being bored I guess.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

In the Criminal Justice System, the people are protected...

If I was convicted tomorrow of some heinous crime that I had never committed and sentenced to life in prison with solitary confinement I think I could make it if I was allowed to watch Law and Order every day, all day. If I could swing it, I would try to get the judge to throw in Law and Order: Special Victims Units and Trial by Jury too, but if the judge didn’t go for it, I could settle for just the original and get used to solitary confinement.

I’ve been watching Law and Order since I was a kid. Starting in preschool up through high school graduation, family rules banned television and video games during the school week, and playing street hockey with friends was allowed only after all our homework was completed. However, about the time I entered junior high I discovered a small loophole in the system. When I got home from school every day my mom was watching Law and Order on TNT. I discovered that if I sat and talked to my mom I could delay doing my homework and just watch the show while reviewing the day with my mom.

What initially started as a convenient method of procrastination soon became a strict daily ritual. Do I realize that most of the commercials they show on TNT in the middle of the day advertise birth control, unemployment benefits, disability insurance, and retirement plans? Absolutely, I know that my fellow Law and Order fans are mostly the moms, the unemployed, the disabled, and the elderly citizens of America; nevertheless, I proudly take my place on the couch of unproductiveness and with them I faithfully watch.

Now, some ten years later, I still watch almost every day—I watched three episodes yesterday—and still enjoy solving the case with Detectives Lenny Briscoe and Ed Greene. Is it obsessive that I own the first 19 seasons on bootleg DVDs from China? I submit that it is not, it is merely a display of loyalty to the detectives and district attorneys of Law and Order.

R.I.P. Jerry Orbach.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Inexpensive Chinese Food--A Lesson in Repentance

I like Chinese food. I like inexpensive Chinese food even more. I'm a fairly cheap/frugal guy--I've only had to buy one box of sandwich bags for the last year and a half because I just reuse the same ones from my lunch--so when I have the opportunity to buy Chinese food for under five dollars, I usually jump at the chance. However, while the initial purchase and consumption of the oriental delight is quite thrilling, the effects of picking price over quality usually torment me for several hours after the fact. Such an incident occurred today at about noon.
While driving I had the sudden urge to purchase the lunch special at Saigon Cafe, a combined Vietnamese/Chinese restaurant that offers soup, an egg roll, fried rice, and an entree for only $4.99. I heard a whisper from deep within my stomach remind me of past experiences with places such as Saigon Cafe, but my carnal desire for a pound of unnecessary fat-saturated calories overpowered the soft warnings of past experience. After devouring my Sesame Chicken lunch special, I sat down to watch General Conference. At the start of the first speaker's talk I felt a familiar growl of discomfort escape my stomach and carry with it a dozen memories of lost battles fought on the quality vs. price battlefield. I sat through conference listening to the discourses on gospel principles and realized that my repeated painful experiences with cheap Chinese food was a profound lesson in repentance and that my repeat offenses might be considered some type of dietary transgression.
Think of what we learn with respect to repentance, carnal desires cause us to yield to temptations that present unholy and painful stimuli as pleasurable and harmless. When we reject the still small voice of the Holy Ghost, with His quiet warnings and reminders of past experiences, we fall into temptation and commit sin. In the moment we fail to realize the future consequences of our actions, in fact, often we enjoy the sin we are committing. Nevertheless, just as the pleasing taste of an inexpensive Chinese feast quickly transforms into the bitter pains of indigestion, so too will the exhilarating thrill of transgression fade to the devastating burden of guilt and remorse. Though we may rationalize that this General Tso's Chicken seems fine or if I drink this liquor it doesn't matter and I'm only affecting myself, the consequences always come. Our pain will continue until we humble ourselves and seek out the aid of an intercessor whose power to heal exceeds our own. In the case of a lunch special from Saigon Cafe, a palm-sized handful of Pepto Bismol tablets provide relief. In the case of personal transgression, we humble ourselves, accept our mistakes, and seek out the cleansing power of the Atonement of Jesus Christ. Following the purification that comes only through the Savior, we must forsake our previous sins; in other words, we must never return to them. Unfortunately, it appears that today I returned to my former dietary transgression and thus once again embark on the long road to repentance. Hmmm, where is the Pepto Bismol anyway?